Music Box Dancer

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Swell section

This swell section is not lame at all.

Why not me?

Lord, please let me show you that being well-to-do won’t change me.

Make it rain

If Only.

Come on, Jesus. You know me.

I wish someone would set up an autopay designed to just go to my bank to fund my life. 

I Paid Money for This Shit

Ideally, I could address regrets here.

Sometimes I drink beer and use my credit card on my computer to make purchases. 

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And so, I’m back to the velvet underground… back to the floor.

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