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Music Box Dancer
About
Cool Green Box
Powerful words in cool, green box under the words, “Cool Green Box.”
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Swell section
This swell section is not lame at all.

Why not me?
Lord, please let me show you that being well-to-do won’t change me.
› Make it rain

If Only.
Come on, Jesus. You know me.
› I wish someone would set up an autopay designed to just go to my bank to fund my life.

I Paid Money for This Shit
Ideally, I could address regrets here.
› Sometimes I drink beer and use my credit card on my computer to make purchases.
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And so, I’m back to the velvet underground… back to the floor.

Report Awful People
Report someone who needs their spirit tuned up.
› Request a tune-up

Report People with Jealous Spirits
Report soul-eating asshats who are insecure because they are shit and you aren’t.
› Report Now

Contact God
Get in touch with the Lord and ask Him to smite awful people with.
› Contact